About Us

Well my fellow reader, if you're looking for an amazing story with entertaining twists and turns, I'm afraid there's not much to this one. I refer you to Twilight or Anne of Green Gables for something like that.

 

I could tell one anyway, I guess: once upon a time, in the uneventful area of Millcreek, Utah, a hungry jobless young man started to mow his neighbors' lawns, and later made a website with an "Our Story" page where he wrote about it. He was forevermore sentenced to tell people he mows lawns for a living, repelling the few women that were interested in him and getting plenty of unamused eyebrow raises at parties. The End.​​

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Do your very best to suppress the urge to throw a parade, close all the schools, or grant me the key to the city upon reading this.

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...and if you're still reading this, I admire your dedication.

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On a more serious note, my hope for you is that you're satisfied with our work. I would hate for you to put your hard-earned dollars into something you're not happy with. So my promise is that if you're not satisfied with something we did for you, we'll make it right.​

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Have a great day!

Andrew